We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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