And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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