I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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