All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
