I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
