I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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