I can tuck mytits in my pants
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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