rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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