Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Help. Why am I so naked?
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