in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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