I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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