I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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