She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
