bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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