Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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