you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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