i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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