It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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