I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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