There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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