Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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