Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
wow bdsm is so cute
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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