Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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