so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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