Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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