This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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