i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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