Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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