This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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