YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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