Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Are we still banned from the library?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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