OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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