Fuck appropriateness.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
