The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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