is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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