Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Houston, we have a blender
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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