It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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