but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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