these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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