apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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