We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she told me i tasted like america
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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