You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
this is an emotional support booty call
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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