i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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