Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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