So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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