winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize