The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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