I didn't shave. On purpose
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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