hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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