he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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