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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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