Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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