So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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