this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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